Would You Consider An Electric Car?

Would you consider an electric car if:

Free from Government taxes.
Free from GST.
No re-curing vehicle fees (Rego, etc)
Free parking.
Free charging.
No time limits on free parking.
Free tolls.
Free transportation. (ferries, ships, rail, etc)
Re-charging energy will only be provided by Hydro power.
Can drive on public transport (bus) lanes.
59% of workplaces will provide vehicle charging.
48% of the areas you drive will provide public vehicle charging.
70% of electric car owners will also own a fossil fuel car.
You MUST reside in Sydney or Tasmania.

That’s how Norway PROOVED to the world that electric cars are the way to go.

And then suddenly, after a few years, nothing is free anymore. 

Are you still excited about the electric car revolution?

You should be. Live the dream hippies. Think of the future … no coal, no oil, no petrol … AND the autonomous electric car.

You will work from home because …

The electric car traffic jams will take too long to get you somewhere.
The electric car battery will go flat because you can’t afford to keep the car fully charged.
You’ll bundle the kids into the autonomous electric taxi and tell it to take the kids to school. Don’t forget to tell the autonomous electric taxi to pick them up again.

And while you are at home …

China and India will continue pumping out C02 because they will still be 3rd world counties. This will make the Global Warming Theory worse, causing rain to cease and temperatures to rise.
The Hydro Power will not have any Hydro.
There won’t be any base electricity to charge the electric car.
You won’t have any electricity for anything during the night or when there is no wind.

But then …

The new world leader, 7 year old Ravi Kev Mohomid Sin, from Inchinastan, tells the other six inferior leaders of the world’s inhabitants … ‘You must use nuclear power to save the world. This is your greatest moral challenge. You must save the children, and their children’s children, and their children’s children’s children … again.’

Euafrica won’t be able to say if there in or out of the nuclear scheme. And what’s in it for them?

Amerussia will only be in the scheme if nuclear is used exclusively by them.

Auszealand will let him know in 20 years … or so bro, when they finally figure out that nukla is not a native word meaning ‘secret women’s business from the dreamtime’. Ravi ignores this, as Inchinastan has been buying up Auszealand for the past 20 years, making it a state of Inchinastan. This went un-noticed by the southern island inhabitants.

World of Isles have all sunk due the weight of their ‘breed like rabbits’ populations, caused by Climate Change.

Malayslam told him that their peaceful religious leader did not have, or need nuclear. They threaten to kill him anyway … with a religious terrorists bomb.

The Cali Fornication Independent Hippies will use their last cow, not as food, but fertilizer. And plant a tree.

The Middle Oil weren’t asked … but said ‘Frankly, they couldn’t fuckin care.’